onug chosen onug

onug chosen by god to occupy rock

Onug sound like long nose

onug build biggest gay city in the world tel aviv to express onug sexuality

Grug spread propaganda on cave walls to take down onug

i cannot believe i am up this early on a monday

Im at work

Wanna tour

i cannot believe this is my life now, my morning is midnight, my evening is noon

oh man fix that jow

this is for work

oh

rip me

that sux!!!

its kind of peaceful i guess

Oh captain my captain!

Cspan post a rhyme

i take my own advice too much so today i'm helping out with giving someone a ride to court and moving a bunch of fuckikng paint around

Last nights was funny

uh

there once was a man from rhode island

i got nothing sorry

He always farted, but silent

Into an elevator he entered

Behold a midget, centered

Out came a fart, felt like a shart and out went the midget angered

thank you for your service

God bless America

Down Syndrome Jewish Axe Gang

In self defence

If i feared for my life

my cat is crying right now

If amy schumer were to be attacking me

I would throw her into a cow grinder

Only in a legal manner

one of my kittens keeps going upstairs into my room and making such pathetic noises i think she's dying

but she just wants to rub around on the floor while i scratch her

That marine is a true hero

I would like to become a marine one day

Its the ultimate thing you can do in life