I need a wife as dumb as a stump

No sega

my iq let me good good at bing bong palys

Trust me it sucks

Don’t get a dumb gf/wife

I want my wife to have drool spilling out of her mouth

pre-lubed

jesus christ

@Deleted User lmao

Can you send me that profile pic if you have a full version

Wash the dishes. Cook meat and make salad. Wash clothes and clean the house

Other than that, sex

You can train an orangutan to do these

i couldn't handle orangutan sex

saggy tits

Jamie pull that up

Did you see the orangutan that ripped that guys dick off

no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOhPBt8B0Y8

*pulls mic closer*

Oh and the wife should not be dumb enough to harm my baby

Smart enough to walk down stairs without tripping

child-proof woman

Yeah ill just bubble wrap her

the perfect community

no rape

Ill hire a nanny too

So she cant parent the child too much

my bitch retarded

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Some mary poppins like character

Fuck it ill just fuck the nanny

My wife can clean and do chores

hopefully soon it'll just be automated so we can just fuck machine maids

Jetsons style

hell yeah

Do you think she was made to look like a black woman

i never thought about it that way, but i can almost see it

though i would think maybe an older woman with a big ass