I dont think people should have to act in any certain way imo

eating my morning bananas with my birds

i think there's already a natural selection going on

and i don't think it's a general rule that exclusivity breeds quality

You must verify your reddit account and phone number and earn at least 1k karma a week

Otherwise you are banned

but i think it can be a tool to raise the ceiling

Preference will be given to those who earn points in r/funny

Nah preference to r/esist

Tru

I wanna do reddit secret santa and send something fucked up

their siblings head

in a box

A book on coping with your wife getting cucked

Err

You getting cucked

XXS condoms

a noose

AIDS needle

their childhood dog, exhumed from its grave site

Anthrax

But in a soylent bottle

an iphone 5

If they choose to drink the soy

They get killed

a gameboy with no battery cover

A shotgun

With the box rigged

OwO wats this? 🔫

oooo i know

just a picture of a gun

or a picture of themselves with a crosshair over their head

a valid marriage license to their own mother

Hahaha

a really cute dog with cancer

Hello son

but u dont say it has cancer

@pd thats some fucked up shit dude

an andy dick signed photo

a note that says who really killed kennedy