-Rothschilds bow to CSPAN
-In contact with aliens
-Possesses psychic-like abilities
-Controls New York with an iron but fair fist
-Owns warehouses & airsoft manufacturers globally
-Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (CSPANograd will be be the first city)
-Owns 99% of Airsoft research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be CSPAN babies
-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of one angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
-He owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have CSPANbots inside you right now
-CSPAN is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the CSPAN bunker in Discord?
-He learned fluent English Cockney Accent in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with CSPAN. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. CSPAN
-He is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he is a timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.
