I bet sam reads all my funny posts there and thinks i'm super cool

https://8ch.net/mde/res/478.html

this will always be the best thread on /mde/

amazing

The year is 201X

THE AGE OF TERMINAL FEMINISM IS UPON US

Surrender your sensibilities to THE GREAT OVUM and engulf yourself in a warm sea of gender fluidity and torrid blueberry boypussy

oppression and privilege have collided and the bulwark of CON$UMER CAPITALI$M and toxic self-accountability has prolapsed, culminating in the 100% sustainable one true world collective-conscious neo-feminism+™

THERE IS NO ESCAPE

relinquish your inhibitions, and unite to the myopic mantra chanted by Gaia-wide speciesqueer patriarchy-smashing partisans of hashtag chicanery at the behest of behemoth bi-neural niggerkin in order to VIBRATE HIGHER into one true genderless-samsara sanctuary

Ｔ Ｈ Ｅ Ｒ Ｅ Ｉ Ｓ Ｎ Ｏ Ｅ Ｓ Ｃ Ａ Ｐ Ｅ

in 2016 we abolish the systematic oppression inherent to the female to male electrical plug paradigm

2016 the year all plugs are female

we are past the point of no return

humanity is doomed

save yourself if you can

Wake up

Won’t stop farding

Same here lol @hue

Bakin taters

Gib tendies

dude my stomach is like some kind of nuclear reaction chamber in the morning

i had to start drinking water before i even look at coffee

If I drank a coffee right now something bad would happen

Make your own cold brew then

You tellin me to kill myself

Might have a self defense situation with yourself on your hands

Careful, I’ll kick my ass

i drink a cup of coffee then water then more coffee

cuz yeah boy

oh im a cool orange man now

Mommy needs her espresso

Expresso

I will murder you

Nah that gets me mad too

😂

https://twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/976807429097902082?s=19

zambo <@&425778684301934633>

:))))

lmao

who the fuck doesn't have id?

https://twitter.com/TeenVogue/status/977147108276015105?s=19

😆

Fucking retards