yes, russian natural selection is comprised of being able to survive eating glass

i can confirm

heh

Who wants to voice chat

one of my pc usb ports has been broken for like 9 months so i can't use keyboard and mouse at the same time

me, me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX_bqX94xAk

how's it going, guys?

is this a copypasta?

I wish it were.

no haha, it is : )

got you!

alright that comment was gay, probably will delete eventually, just going to let it linger for a bit though.

https://youtu.be/swZNFyfA65E

Gamer we all got problems

I feel u gamer

sorry for making it a little too personal, fellas

but it was just a copypasta! ha.

also i was talking about it future tense btw, they're not divorced (yet)

Yikes

how's your life, hue-mundo

Pointless and degrading

too true

It’s all about the money

It’s all about the dumdiddydum dum dum

i told my sister that my entire life is metaphorical "back pain"

i feel like we're living in a Dostoevsky novel.

It’s not that poetic

i didn't say it was.

I did once

did what

think life was that poetic

i think my life is just a bit unfulfilling

i didn't mean to make it sound tragic

See my mind goes right to tragedy

i think to truly appreciate MDE humor and such, you need to be mentally fucked over by society.

Or you could keep that to yourself and let the realization be it’s own reward

Yo guys

Life is a world of hurt

I hurt when I open the fridge