stick a picture of some obese shit on there

everytime you buy a coke there'll be a message on the can saying "OI, YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT POP?"

"MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DIE FROM HIGH SUGAR INTAKE"

@Deleted User what's your beef with L.A. fitness?

I tried to cancel today but they told me to come 9-5 weekdays

that's the basic gestalt so far

I fear more shit happening

If worst comes to worst I'll cancel my bank card and open up a new bank account

they can suck my cock

Can you cancel? Do you have a contract?

A lot of those gyms business models make money from the people not showing up and not caring enough to cancel your membership.

It's likely they're just trying to discourage you

there's no more secret contract shit

by law

Or the person working there has no idea how to do it

I'm on a simple subscription

otherwise I was being misled

and I will take it to a lawyer

Lol sure dude I don't think it will get that far

It's just them trying to make it inconvenient so you can't be bothered to cancel

That's how they work

That's how places like planet fitness blew up and how they can charge so little money

I cancelled with planet fitness super easy

Their "lunk alarm" is meant to discourage actual lifters who are the ones who break shit

And cost money

I'm going to stare at the person

and tell him to cancel now

for 30 mins straight

in a commanding voice

make sure he feels really emasculated

ive never heard of this alarm before

wth

yeah its annoying

@Deleted User do it sega

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Cancel it

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play music to him dancing

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