i wish i could get a cat

im too allergic

Get a hairless one

*pokes needle in gamer's cat

i wouldnt mind a sort of independent pet

you build immunity to cats

ppl say you wont get as close to a cat as you would a dog and thats true

but cats can be their own being

not for me

Cats are feminine

if they are allowed outside

you wont know what they get up to

i can relate to cats as they are more logical and cunning

nope my cat is my big buddy i'd kill to protect my cat

and introverted

https://youtu.be/LtNrf4wsy_U

i almost snapped a dogs neck for attacking my cat once

sphinx cat

dogs are unironically smarter

cats can have their own experiences and shit which is rly cool to me

Cra are retards and not as smart as dogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qejDmpb1JKk

yeah my cat isn't clever but he's my pal

Cats are satan pets

stick insects are the worst pet

Salem witch trials round 2 when

iguanas are the actual worst pet

lizards of any kind are a chore

i don't trust any creature that pisses solid material and requires a heatlamp to live

i don't trust any creature

i learned my lesson

Hey bud, if the tempurature fluctuates above or below 5 degress than my blood

lizards are nothing but stress

I die

So fuck you

and you gotta feed them bugs

very cool!

fuck you

I wanna get a rat after that sam hyde insta post

>I'm sane

you're fucked, guy