I bet ted has done neither of those

ive done them all mang

i knife koalas on the reg

like, daily

and i rape kangaroos hourly

I played with a redback once when I was 6 and even though I never got bit I am now afraid of spiders because of it

Im reading this in aussie accent

Like a sudden realisation of mortality

haha they are scary lookin motherfuckers

I used to have pet huntsmans too

Until like 14 when I was on the bus

hell yeah. you aussie?

Was like huh, could have died

Brissy

nah huntsmans are alright

they dont kill ya do they?

or you talking the redback

Redback

k

Come to vc

i gotta go drive 3 hours to goto a mates 30th

whats sort of asshole has his bday on easter

hes a only child self centered motherfucker. cmon asshole people want to go away places or relax on their 4 day weekend

we celebrating jesus here ya fuck knuckle

Maybe his party will be lit

nah it wont be lit, fam

itll be ok, its in my hometown so ill see some mates from my youth

but cmon, its easter

grow the fuck up and realise it aint all about you

hes a fuckin manchild

Would you drive 3 hours if it wasn't Easter?

I wouldn't say yes to a 3 hour drive wtf

yeah, well 2.5 but same same

melbourne to bendigo

and then I have to drive gome again tonight

Tomorrow imma visit my nona shes 2 hours away

Fuck it dude

yeah i feel like saying that

hes a good guy he just needs to grow the f up

hes one of those guys who fancies himself a comedian so every time ya see him he spends about an hour telling all his stories from the past month

trying to get a laugh. and if you dont laugh he just keeps at ya till you give him a pity laugh\