my computah broke

kozworld gay lol!

They're pretty good

What happened?

bootloop

os shit itself

You could fix that pretty easily

nope

i couldnt boot linux off a usb

couldnt enter recovery mode

couldnt enter windows diagnostic mode

i tried believe me

That sucks, man

but yeah i tried

couldnt do shit had to bring it in

at least i tried

Hope you don't have any weird porn on that pc

Yeah, lets not.

Lets

The conputer man code prevents him from acknowledging it.

computer fixer guy glances in photos 👀

see muh coch

he gay now

Like you? Lol

📽

I'm not projecting <:angery:381969185229635584>

:ecksdee:

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im gonna get nitro

idc

Do it

It's pretty good

shits gay as hell but i want it

thou shalt not use a computer to harm other people.
thou shalt not interfere with other people's computer work.
thou shalt not snoop around in other people's computer files.
thou shalt not use a computer to steal.
thou shalt not use a computer to bear false witness.
thou shalt not copy or use proprietary software for which you have not paid.
thou shalt not use other people's computer resources without authorization or proper compensation.
Thou shalt not appropriate other people's intellectual output.
Thou shalt think about the social consequences of the program you are writing or the system you are designing.
Thou shalt always use a computer in ways that ensure consideration and respect for your fellow humans.

this right here

computer man honor code

Canon One: Protect society, the common good, necessary public trust and confidence, and the infrastructure.

Canon Two: Act honorably, honestly, justly, responsibly, and legally.

Canon Three: Provide diligent and competent service to principles.

Canon Four: Advance and protect the profession.

one day i will buy all my software

but not today

im coming for YOU

if you break the computer law the computer police put your ass in computer jail