Message from @Mid

Discord ID: 431572795919564821


2018-04-05 21:37:47 UTC  

why does it come with a fleshlight

2018-04-05 21:38:07 UTC  

Idk

2018-04-05 21:38:16 UTC  

Might be nice to have while watching

2018-04-05 21:38:28 UTC  

for whom

2018-04-05 21:38:33 UTC  

I didn't market it man

2018-04-05 21:38:37 UTC  

Don't ask me

2018-04-05 21:41:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/431569111991189515/s-l225.png

2018-04-05 21:41:36 UTC  

you lied to me

2018-04-05 21:44:13 UTC  

hey man I'll take a free fleshlight

2018-04-05 21:44:25 UTC  

mlp or not

2018-04-05 21:44:38 UTC  

a black one?

2018-04-05 21:44:49 UTC  

does the colour matter?

2018-04-05 21:45:04 UTC  

depends what kind of person you are

2018-04-05 21:45:29 UTC  

the fuck, nigga

2018-04-05 21:48:38 UTC  

They need to teach the Bible in public school again. It's the most influential book in the history of the world and it serves as the foundational text of the world's largest religion. You cannot understand anything about history, art, literature, philosophy if you haven't read it

2018-04-05 21:49:38 UTC  

and its the baseline for a lot of western culture

2018-04-05 21:53:02 UTC  

as if public school can be salvaged at this point lol

2018-04-05 21:53:09 UTC  

but, yea

2018-04-05 21:55:32 UTC  

@ANAKRON agreed, but tastefully and carefully

2018-04-05 21:55:54 UTC  

a basic worlds religion course should be mandatory

2018-04-05 21:56:12 UTC  

helps if your religious education teacher

2018-04-05 21:56:15 UTC  

is actually religious

2018-04-05 21:56:38 UTC  

my college philosophy teacher was a pretty devout christian

2018-04-05 21:56:41 UTC  

she was great

2018-04-05 21:56:47 UTC  

i think learning about religion from religious people is like learning about cars from a car salesman

2018-04-05 21:58:14 UTC  

I wanna learn about cars from one of those people that fucks exhaust pipes

2018-04-05 21:58:43 UTC  

what did you want to know?

2018-04-05 21:58:49 UTC  

👀

2018-04-05 21:58:51 UTC  

thats the equivalent of one of those guys wearing a "the end is nigh" signs

2018-04-05 21:59:59 UTC  

Yeah because learning about religion from fedoras is what you need

2018-04-05 22:00:16 UTC  

fedoras are by far worse

2018-04-05 22:00:25 UTC  

what disappoints me

2018-04-05 22:00:37 UTC  

my cities high street right theres christian preachers and islamic ones

2018-04-05 22:01:00 UTC  

the islamic guy sets up a little canopy and some tables with signs

2018-04-05 22:01:03 UTC  

plays some gentle music

2018-04-05 22:01:08 UTC  

"FREE ISLAMIC LITERATURE"

2018-04-05 22:01:36 UTC  

the christian guys wear signs and blast through the megaphone about how all you materialistic sodomites are going to hell

2018-04-05 22:01:44 UTC  

Who's the public gonna like more???

2018-04-05 22:01:57 UTC  

Different secta

2018-04-05 22:01:59 UTC  

Secta

2018-04-05 22:02:01 UTC  

Secta