Get aids in a gay bar and take them all home once you're super pozzed with a real virulent strain and fuck them all in the ass so they all die in a few years

Cleverest self defence ever

One time me and 4 friends went to another high school to fight some other guys who were harassing his sister, it was like 5 vs 10 ppl

suck their dicks first before they have a chance to force you

haha, I win

We beat their shit tho cuz passion and friendshio

^^

U gotta be crazy

Yeah make them say they love you and get it on film

@Mid you should learn krav maga

Right as they bust

Blackmail fuel for life

ive been going to the gym for the past 2 months but im thinking of boxing ever since i got jumped

Make them mug people and give you a cut forever

Yeah go boxing, kickboxing

Mid for real find a gym that trains competitive boxers and train there

How much do you weigh, mid?

not much man lmao

err

Weight doesnt matter

Get a good pen for stabbing

man you could be fuckin bruce lee, but, four guys take you by surprise.. what can ya do but run?

72kg, 6'4"

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Some of the toughest guys i knew were small and skinny

have you guys ever seen joe rogan kickbox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6awwpy6fPv8

have you ever kicked so fast you make a whipping noise?

Yeah its good but you wanna be fury punching

@Mid https://archive.org/details/pdfy-Q7Kv7FhWha9UCuZY for real read this and get a strong pen asap

Fuck that shit

Then start learning boxing

Doesnt work

Dude it's one technique only

And it does work, I teach it at work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosX7L25HV8

Memes

im not carrying a knife lmao

Not a knife, just something you can pierce a shirt and skin with

Look at russian videos

Of fights in the street