Message from @Mid

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2018-04-06 01:24:31 UTC  

Fuck that shit

2018-04-06 01:24:32 UTC  

Then start learning boxing

2018-04-06 01:24:39 UTC  

Doesnt work

2018-04-06 01:24:48 UTC  

Dude it's one technique only

2018-04-06 01:25:03 UTC  

And it does work, I teach it at work

2018-04-06 01:25:06 UTC  

Memes

2018-04-06 01:25:06 UTC  

im not carrying a knife lmao

2018-04-06 01:25:28 UTC  

Not a knife, just something you can pierce a shirt and skin with

2018-04-06 01:25:45 UTC  

Look at russian videos

2018-04-06 01:26:07 UTC  

Of fights in the street

2018-04-06 01:26:28 UTC  

All about confident chaotic punching and footwork

2018-04-06 01:26:43 UTC  

wish i had the hardiness of someone who grew up in a 2nd world/emerging economy city

2018-04-06 01:26:50 UTC  

Tldr you throw something in their face with your off hand, grab their right shoulder and turn them just a little and start stabbing in the back of the ribs up into the heart and lungs on a 45 feh angle. Fast as you can, don't stop til they drop limp

2018-04-06 01:27:04 UTC  

lol

2018-04-06 01:27:13 UTC  

i dont want to murder anyone shit

2018-04-06 01:27:26 UTC  

Read the book segaits five pages

2018-04-06 01:27:35 UTC  

Then try it on a friend

2018-04-06 01:27:55 UTC  

Kick to the shin, elbow to trachea, spinning back kick to ribs, push to the ground, knee the froin

2018-04-06 01:28:00 UTC  

Groin*

2018-04-06 01:28:08 UTC  

yeah probably

2018-04-06 01:28:13 UTC  

Yeah thats how it will go down

2018-04-06 01:28:21 UTC  

See for yourself. Not a martial art or knife fighting school or anything, just the time tested way to shank someone to death in prison courtesy of a guard from Folsom

2018-04-06 01:28:42 UTC  

Just so happens it works outside of prison too

2018-04-06 01:28:53 UTC  

Ignore the memes

2018-04-06 01:29:22 UTC  

Getting crazy is all it takes, but practicing is a whole other thing

2018-04-06 01:29:43 UTC  

like i said i was getting angry towards the end

2018-04-06 01:29:46 UTC  

If someone cuts you in line at a store, curse at them and cause a scene

2018-04-06 01:29:47 UTC  

Just murder, way easier

2018-04-06 01:29:49 UTC  

but they left before i got too angry

2018-04-06 01:29:57 UTC  

Ask to fight outside

2018-04-06 01:30:02 UTC  

Its shit like this

2018-04-06 01:30:13 UTC  

Looking at someone and asking wtf u looking at

2018-04-06 01:30:27 UTC  

If u have a gf even easier

2018-04-06 01:30:35 UTC  

Looking at my girl?

2018-04-06 01:31:01 UTC  

Honestly acting convincingly like you're not a pushover is more than enough where I live

2018-04-06 01:31:02 UTC  

Hanging with the wrong croud will boost this experience

2018-04-06 01:31:15 UTC  

Crowd*

2018-04-06 01:31:57 UTC  

Line of them spread across the sidewalk forcing people to get out of their way? Shoulder check the fucks and go right through the middle. That subtle passing by shoulder check we all remember from grade school

2018-04-06 01:32:36 UTC  

Dont be stupid

2018-04-06 01:32:38 UTC  

I have nowhere near enough guts for shit like that lol