candy = degenerate

Yup

not all of us can be saints

My grandmother gave me these

candy was designed by the government to sedate the public

find a homeless person and feed them with it

My grandmother is working with the govt. to make me degenerate,HOLY SHIT

gram gram's out to get you too, eh?

Fuck,she's compromising my GAINZ

worked out for the first time in years today

Lel,really?do you have a dad bod or are you a lanklet

no i'm chubby

i used to work out a lot when i was younger

but i've been bad about it since

Well shit,what made you stop

did drugs for a few years, since then just working

tired all the time

Oh,well good on you for not doing drugs like a degenerate.As for the a tired all the time,do you have fatigue or something if not just sleep well and drink caffeinated shit like tea without sugar to stay up and start eating less carbs

i know all the stuff by now

i'm 27

just lazy

i know all the tricks, the rules

i just don't follow them most of the time

gotta try to be better

i didnt have time to read the bottom one

oh i've seen that

ugandan wmd

I partake in virtuous indulgences guilt-free absolved of all wrong doing

how do i get there

Prepare for death

is that possible?

Imagine facing death with chutzpah

are you calling me jewish?

That’s a pretty big stretch of the foreskin

(((Chutzpah)))

i refuse to debate this with you, it's like another shoa

leave my people alone

Hospital socks are comfortable

You see, Jewish traits are what we truly scapegoat unto Jews, when we’re all capable of similar cruelty, mayhem and arrogance