>be on slave ship
>out at sea for months surrounded by other people pissing all around me
>have anus plugged so shit won't get everywhere
>someones plug popped out on the deck above me and poo keeps falling on me through the panks above my head
>everywhere stinks of BO and death
>finally make land in America
>lined up in shackles to be sold
>old white man in wig staring at me all covered in filth
>"oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...poo I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent excrement yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....piss.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear"
>bought and knocked up multiple times
>living in the lap of luxury as the old mans mistress
>one day kicked to the curb after getting old
>miss all of the wealth I had
>generations after me will always yearn for those free gibs
