yall remember the day you got blackpilled out of the whole, 'everything is gonna be good', bug way of thinking?

No

I never thought anything was gonna be good

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Existentialism is the true view on the world

we wuz kids

Guys

Jake paul is touring in my city

What do

kill him

literally your one chance to do something you will be remembered for

Ohios where im from, we chew em like its gum

He really isnt worth the 40 bucks a ticket hes charging

dide

Surely no one will go to his event for anything other than the meme

$40 is too much for a meme

Suicide vest his arse

In self defense of course

The stage has an open moshpit infront

all you need is a kitchen knife, up your sleeve, go for selfie, boom, back of the neck

Make the Ariana Grande concert look like nothing @Le Meme man

I could easily and i mean EASILY throw anthrax or somethong

This is your destiny

It would also be really easy to sneak something into the venue

Its an outdoor venue in the middle of columbus, but its walled in, and has only one interace, and it's guarded

But theres no roof; i could get my drone to airlift something in

for real tho, what level of degeneracy and nihilism are you on? is it enough for you to actually consider the assassination? earn your place in valhalla, comrade

If you brought a drone that'd be classic

Drop a bag of poop

Lool

OH NICE

I got these little glass vials filled with stink gas

I could finna smash those

Gas the crowd

Microcenter has these small mini drones on sale

Hook a cherrybomb to it and fly on stage

The mini ones arent traceable, unlike my DJI Phantom 3 drone

I like a good ruse