Message from @JD

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2018-04-18 11:57:01 UTC  

its jason bourne

2018-04-18 11:58:38 UTC  

"The manufacturer of the engine put out a service bulletin in the fall, telling all airlines to inspect the fan blades after a similar incident involving another Southwest flight. Officials with the airline checked Flight 1380 on Sunday. The FAA is expected to order mandatory inspections soon. "

2018-04-18 11:58:40 UTC  

well shit

2018-04-18 12:00:39 UTC  

i feel like the airliner industry has really fallen short of their previous standards in the last 5-10 years

2018-04-18 12:00:56 UTC  

all these incidents

2018-04-18 12:03:12 UTC  

"a rare engine explosion" so it's something that can happen to any engine but it just doesn't happen often?

2018-04-18 12:03:33 UTC  

sure

2018-04-18 12:04:00 UTC  

like any other high performance machinery that shit requires constant inspections and maintenance to make sure it' s not in danger of such an event

2018-04-18 12:04:20 UTC  

you slack off, shit breaks

2018-04-18 12:04:53 UTC  

Nice that's really settling

2018-04-18 12:04:59 UTC  

final destination shit

2018-04-18 12:05:09 UTC  

her ears probably fuckin exploded and she suffocated

2018-04-18 12:05:56 UTC  

i wonder if the airline will try to wiggle out of the blame for her death by saying she wasn't wearing her seatbelt

2018-04-18 12:06:34 UTC  

eeeh I mean I think they're pretty off the hook. It's not often an engine fuckin explodes

2018-04-18 12:07:21 UTC  

yeah except a notice was already put out about this specific engine model needing extra maintenance

2018-04-18 12:07:30 UTC  

Oh really?

2018-04-18 12:07:38 UTC  

"The manufacturer of the engine put out a service bulletin in the fall, telling all airlines to inspect the fan blades after a similar incident involving another Southwest flight. Officials with the airline checked Flight 1380 on Sunday. The FAA is expected to order mandatory inspections soon. "

2018-04-18 12:08:21 UTC  

I mean they can probably put the blame on the maintenance team

2018-04-18 12:10:46 UTC  

That's just called Economy class

2018-04-18 12:12:48 UTC  

tfw playing 3 games at once <:kshades:402639715284549632>

2018-04-18 12:13:15 UTC  

I mean first class is closest to the front door no?

2018-04-18 12:13:18 UTC  

I dont wanna fly ever again

2018-04-18 12:13:33 UTC  

no more windows on planes

2018-04-18 12:13:33 UTC  

You still have a higher chance of dying just sitting inside a car

2018-04-18 12:13:48 UTC  

also just close the window blinder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2018-04-18 12:13:50 UTC  

ez

2018-04-18 12:14:56 UTC  

they should make da teleportation gun like from that show rick and morto

2018-04-18 12:15:41 UTC  

I'm eagerly awaiting the next few years when some stubborn bitch refuses to replace his Tesla(tm) car battery so it inflates and explodes

2018-04-18 12:16:41 UTC  

(tm)

2018-04-18 12:17:33 UTC  

Teslas are junk

2018-04-18 12:21:44 UTC  

"As the plane is going down, I am literally purchasing internet just so I can get some kind of communication to the outside world,"

2018-04-18 12:21:57 UTC  

why are people like this?

2018-04-18 12:22:10 UTC  

well that's not too bad

2018-04-18 12:22:19 UTC  

i mean if you think you're 30 seconds away from death why not

2018-04-18 12:22:55 UTC  

its not as bad as the kids who took snapchat videos of themselves getting shot up during Florida school shooting

2018-04-18 12:23:24 UTC  

lol

2018-04-18 12:23:40 UTC  

I mean, they ARE filming their possibly last moments, maybe they wanted to say some final words

2018-04-18 12:23:43 UTC  

or film evidence

2018-04-18 12:24:53 UTC  

have you guys ever listened to the audio from phone calls coming from the twin towers during 9/11

2018-04-18 12:24:57 UTC  

it's pretty unsettling

2018-04-18 12:25:10 UTC  

yeah