Message from @Mothership Loudspeakerz
Discord ID: 439810594820849674
Lyndsay, 24 and Tyler, 24
VICE: When did the "open relationship" discussion take place for you, and why?
Lyndsay: I'd say it was about two years into our relationship, and we've been together for five. He opened it up and told me that if I wanted to go sleep with another guy, then I could. Because he gets so much enjoyment from my body—my boobs are huge—but he can't perform in the same way as someone with a bigger penis.
Tyler: Yeah. We were hitting a few bumpy spots on our relationship because she wasn't sexually satisfied. I have a micropenis, there's not much to work with, and so I felt I couldn't give Lyndsay the type of pleasure she was capable of feeling. And I just want the very best for her, so we started talking about different things we might do.
Lyndsay: First we talked about using toys to enhance my pleasure, but really, a cold plastic penis is not the same as a real one! And then we found that the realistic-feeling ones were, you know, about eight inches and I just couldn't handle that. Going from a micropenis to a giant fake one was never going to work.
Tyler: I figured that nothing was going to be better for her than the real thing. She deserves to get the same type of pleasure that I do from her. Why not let her have the best?
That seems really generous. But is there an element of self-sacrifice here? Does having a one-sided open relationship create any imbalance?
Lyndsay: There's always bit of fear and guilt for me around even thinking about sleeping with someone else, even though it's something Tyler actually wants. Like he wants me to have that pleasure. I still haven't actually been with anyone else though.
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what kind of a boss do you think would be able to keep you the most motivated and eager to work???
Is that Anthony Fantano???
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Have you ever wanted to suddenly hurt yourself to feel the pain?
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I agree
When women don't trust men they get praised on twitter, when I don't trust women I get attacked
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