>sam hyde
>give away money for free no charge

How boring.

:p

i have been bamboozled

damnit

i forgot sam was a master troll

You pay for his plateau

It’s a good plateau

Damn.

You’d love it

I might just do it anyway, just in case.

i'm gonna do a reverse crush500 and donate sam $500 in exchange for a photo of his plateau

Something tells me he wouldn’t make a private commission

can we all pool like $5 each and commish sam to make us a video

what should the subject be...

can we gather 500 dollars and get a sam porn

i want a hq video of sam jelqing while nick and charls drink beer in the background

hydewars jelqing special

you also want a dick in your mouth

no that would be gay

when was the last time you watched porn?

bout 5 mins ago

you're gay

stop watching

atleast i'm not a 40k phaggot

What's 40k?

imagine your life had you never watched porn

😂

I would cum under 10 seconds

rachell!!!!!!

I gotta find her man

i only cum when i need a new child

I cum when I abuse people around me

i only cum after i kill a child

I don't get arrested for it because I live in a third world shithole

and I'm a person of power

Top 10 mde world peace bloopers (Try not to cum challenge!)

what was the actual crushpal

in the last episode

THERE WAS NONE

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