I got like a gallon jug bladder

Pumpkin bladder, you mean

I can piss indefinitely in the AM

dude as soon as i start drinking coffee and water in the morning i end up needing to piss like 5 times in 2 hours

I put my hand just above my dick and I can feel my bladder deflating when I piss

pee is stored in the hypothalamus

Pee is stored in the eyes

I think pee is a whole body experience

is pissing and shitting the most basic form of astral projection????

I hope so

Shit and piss every hour on the hour

Tfw no astronaut toilet

Yeah but futuristically

ready for lift-off

Isn't that how people die on airplanes

Stirrups

Everyone dies but you because you were taking a shit when is crashes

Imagine diarrhea in space

Astronauts often get sick during their first trip to space cuz it fucks up theor immune system

So I bet diarrhea in space is more common than you think

Space diarrhea

The ultimate cuck

Hey who changed my gname

Jaffa calling

Heads will roll for this

Here I cum tougher than knuckles

@aw11 how about this???

okay which one of u guys pooped in the 5cm tube

Astronaut vindaloo curry on every voyage

@CSPAN

recognise all the quotes

feelsgoodman

I wasted my youth watching some old dude scream and act autistic in front on a mirror :^)

Waste your time watching a 28 year old scream into a mirror at his mum's house

aaaaaaaaaaaa

some people get their eyes poked out by birds

This is the car of a guy at my business right now AMA

greet him with "sup smoothbrain"