I got a fuckin parrot on my shoulder

Baste

Post pic

Dedenga? More like Dedengay

Oven? More like fagen

That was bad

Try again, idiot!

Damn right

I need a haircut pls no bully

Can't think of much with oven

Is that you?

Nice phone

Yes go ahead and dox

I wouldn't wanna dox a loser looking as ugly as you!

Owned

I only dox cute girls

Atleast *i* have a bird

If you wanna look like an alpha male then you ask the barber for a bowl cut

Tfw no cute bird

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Hey it's me Le Meme Man just got my bowlcut and I'm really excited about my new bowl cut

All the haircutting places here have almost entirely black staff

So i get nervous when i have to explain how i want my hair without explicitly stating "nazi"

Undercut

You'd probably look like a fag if you got the fash cut

Or just show this picture

Skinny fat beta with an undercut <:smugritsu:419358164547403777>

I dont actually know if what i get is fash cut

All i know is that the sides go fucking round when they have any length so i want it really short

I just have the sides shaved down to 2 and trimmed on top

high disconnected fade

i keep asking for them to do like a 1 or 0 on the lower sides of my head

then keep it long on the upper bits but DONT TAPER THEM AT ALL

of course they never fuckin do

of course if you google high disconnected fade its just full of fuckboys

cut ur own hur

Anyone got an interesting read?

Haircuts are so expensive

10-15 bucks on average is too much

Can't ask my barber for a disconnected fade seeing as he's a 60 year old Italian man who barely speaks English

Real shit