Message from @hllspwn

Discord ID: 447929876834680832


2018-05-21 00:28:37 UTC  

Im funding a trip to india for next hydewars

2018-05-21 00:28:50 UTC  

Its been sitting at the foot of my bed ever since i bought it

2018-05-21 00:29:39 UTC  

Sam Hyde will be getting a head massage by an indian barber

2018-05-21 00:31:06 UTC  

Then his next hydewars after that will be the qaba in Mecca, saudi arabia

2018-05-21 00:31:23 UTC  

There he will meet up with khabib nurmagamedov

2018-05-21 00:37:01 UTC  

Wtf

2018-05-21 00:39:54 UTC  

The indian gorl at the counter was checkin me out

2018-05-21 00:40:14 UTC  

She want this turk dicc

2018-05-21 00:41:31 UTC  

Vc me

2018-05-21 00:49:49 UTC  
2018-05-21 00:49:54 UTC  

I’ll kill you

2018-05-21 00:49:56 UTC  

lmao

2018-05-21 00:53:14 UTC  

@here what’s up guys I’m sam Hyde AMA in voicechat

2018-05-21 00:53:25 UTC  

hey cool

2018-05-21 00:53:44 UTC  

2018-05-21 00:53:58 UTC  

last time i was in vc here we all laughed at aryan mans heritage

2018-05-21 00:56:36 UTC  

i dont even rember the last time i as online

2018-05-21 01:10:21 UTC  

holy fuck im loving indian food

2018-05-21 01:10:56 UTC  

vagen

2018-05-21 01:11:00 UTC  

a

2018-05-21 01:13:24 UTC  

I've considered the possibility that Sam hides (no pun intended) among us

2018-05-21 01:13:53 UTC  

so relatable 😂

2018-05-21 01:40:12 UTC  

Axe wound

2018-05-21 01:48:44 UTC  

I love indian food but god damn why do they always give you food poisoning

2018-05-21 01:49:01 UTC  

u gotta have a stomach of steel

2018-05-21 01:49:19 UTC  

I mean

2018-05-21 01:49:48 UTC  

You gay asses

2018-05-21 01:49:49 UTC  

cuz they scratch their ballsack and asshole right before serving you

2018-05-21 01:50:12 UTC  

Surely they arent all unhygenic fucking streetshitters

2018-05-21 01:50:37 UTC  

Stereotypes are based on reality, but they are still stereotypes

2018-05-21 01:51:15 UTC  

I just want chicken tiki marsala and garlic naan

2018-05-21 01:51:41 UTC  

Same

2018-05-21 01:51:58 UTC  

Yogurt sauce and chives

2018-05-21 01:56:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/447940806188204032/robert-crumb-and-nigger-hearts.png

2018-05-21 01:56:51 UTC  

im gonna fix me some nigger hearts

2018-05-21 02:06:34 UTC  
2018-05-21 02:07:01 UTC  

@Dirk get on the mic or I’ll go all out on u

2018-05-21 02:12:25 UTC  

A girl just snapchatted me mid-shitpost and fucked up dude

2018-05-21 02:12:29 UTC  

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