the chad gro A4 vs the virgin stormfront book club

Hopefully it does just to piss them off

You on a bus

That bush kind of looks like a hippo

It's out the window

More like house safari

Close with your neighbors

Wave to them : )

That's the garage

My parents are selling the place which sucks

Means I'm gunna have to move out probably because they're downsizing

Shucks

You can live with me

As long as I can sleep on the sofa and leech off you

I'll put a bed in the garage

Just gotta watch out for them brown recluses

Tons of them down there

A lighter and a can of spray, please

I'll try not to singe any of your stuff

They're big

Something's down there, making them grow in size man

I can't even go down there anymore, it's like an infestation

It's your farts, man. When they cool and settle they sink into your garage

Makes things grow big

That's why people with older brothers are stronger because their brothers fart on them

That's why I'm such a weak shit. No older brother. Luckily I worked it out before I started farting on my brother or he'd be built like Arnie

Hey guys

Eat my shorts

Hahahaha

Lol Bart Simpson says that XD lmao

Ha

He used to hate that mat now he loves it

My cat gets into things

Had to close my door

Then he meows all night

My parents are moving into some flat but they haven't checked to see if pets are allowed so I dunno what's gunna happen to him

My dad wants to retire and wants to get something like 200k from the downsize

They also wanting something they can leave alone for a few weeks at a time so they can travel

Dude is 53 so it'll be good if he can