wow ur 14 and STILL avirgin ? LMFAO

Tfw 21 and still a virgin <:getfucked:447411574886367232>

Get fucked, losers

i fuck women with my heart not my penos

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It's ok out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU0vgZOSC4U

this has 200,000 views

now I know where all the retards keep coming from

Jon Jafari's Rich Black Criminal Safari

jontron's fans turned on him so fast

the virgin tyrant vs the chad mad king

ever notice how jon's fans turned on him once he showed his power level

sam's fans at least stuck around

but i suppose they knew all along

Most of sams fans don’t even get the jokes

That’s a good sign

sam is basically a metaphor for aging

you're 18 and funny and quirky and self aware and developing new opinions

you're post-college cynical, filled with regret

you have a big career opportunity and blow it

you surround yourself with people that enable you and praise you for no reason

i can't wait til he hits 40

the videos may very well resemble terry davis

Clock’s a tickin

what is "the wall" for men?

Sam Hyde is gonna start doing top tens on his youtube

unironically he could start doing that

and make great money to fund real stuff

The wall is when your income doesn’t make you fuckable anymore

And sam would probably rather die

But I can’t speak for him

@pd he's already halfway to terry levle

level

that's pretty accurate

the wall is measured in thousands of dollars per year

Can you imagine an old Sam Hyde?

like 60 years

Where’s that screenshot of the rabbi who looks like sam

oh god

you mean every rabbi?