*creature from the book reading

Armies of people thinking they are doing the right thing by defending the beast, feeding their children's souls to help them better understand the poor beast's struggles

And one guy sees the horror, snaps, and puts a bullet in it... but its too late, the kids are all gone...

The crowds tear the man apart

The soulless kids claw eachothers eyes out

They blame the behavior of the children on the evil man, and they pray for another beast

nah, they blame the behavior of the children on the trauma inflicted by the sound of a gunshot - a man who owns and carries a gun the TRUE demon

We should all try harder to be better, to be more like ■■■■■■■

"moral of the story, we are all equal, except for people with political views we disagree with, they are the true evil. repeal the 2nd! thanks so much kids, i;ve been your host Vlaknor "Goldie" Goldberg, the mustachiod Princess of Darkness,and now form a line and follow me to the local pizzeria basement!"

Age of consent laws are discrimination against the jewish, i'll have you know...

and people named Sam Hyde, lul

i actually dont know if thats always been a meme or if its actually true

i mean hes def not fucking 12 year olds (presumably)

**coughHACK** its not *pedophilia* you uneduacted bigot

The word for it is called *ephebephilia*

he did do that joke in the standup justafter WP was cancelled

which wasnt a joke

just him railing on Salon

or Slate

or whatever the fuck

**intense coughing, leading to gagging and near vomit**

Wait

for their "i'm a pedophile, not a monster" article

Did sam actually do a skit on hebephilia

wait whats hebephilia

my browser is still fucked cant google ;[

Im not familiar with whatever joke you are referring to

Pedo is like

3-11 y/o

Hebe is like 12-15

Ephebe is attraction to like 15-19

3 years, 11 years, 15 years...how bout im doin none of em.

Haha same bro, put er there 🖐

>not being attracted to 19 year olds that look like 16 year olds and act like 29 year olds

um i mean

damn those jews right guys!!!

👀

Cspan, buddy

don't worry the FBI has already contacted me regarding that comment

i remember thinking when i was like 16 "oh god, the girls at the 'hot girl' lunch table are so hot....too hot...what happens if in like 20 years im still attracted to them!?"

and the answer is; try spending time around the average teenage girl