**coughHACK** its not *pedophilia* you uneduacted bigot

The word for it is called *ephebephilia*

he did do that joke in the standup justafter WP was cancelled

which wasnt a joke

just him railing on Salon

or Slate

or whatever the fuck

**intense coughing, leading to gagging and near vomit**

Wait

for their "i'm a pedophile, not a monster" article

Did sam actually do a skit on hebephilia

wait whats hebephilia

my browser is still fucked cant google ;[

Im not familiar with whatever joke you are referring to

Pedo is like

3-11 y/o

Hebe is like 12-15

Ephebe is attraction to like 15-19

3 years, 11 years, 15 years...how bout im doin none of em.

Haha same bro, put er there 🖐

>not being attracted to 19 year olds that look like 16 year olds and act like 29 year olds

um i mean

damn those jews right guys!!!

👀

Cspan, buddy

don't worry the FBI has already contacted me regarding that comment

i remember thinking when i was like 16 "oh god, the girls at the 'hot girl' lunch table are so hot....too hot...what happens if in like 20 years im still attracted to them!?"

and the answer is; try spending time around the average teenage girl

holy fucking shit are they annoying

when youre the same age you dont realize it

or how cringy you are yourself

but then you grow up and god, theyre fuckin awful

how old are you now

oldfag ;[

"almost thirty years old"

oh ok

i'm 27

we got lots of late 20s ppl in here

tbh i felt weird dating a 21 year old at 28

but nah she was chill