at least from where i traveled

here finding a non-slut is like finding a unicorn

i'm pissed because i met two and i missed my chance both times

not missed

but didnt take it

which is so much worse

yo, this is old person depressing shit though

you're young

also, jack off like 20 times in a day (NOT to asian porn) and once you are totally spent and have zero interest in sex think about if you still wanna do it

like, if i had done that with any of the hookups i had the answer wouldve been no every time

but thats just me

if you feel different, do it man

btw, stop spending so much time on /pol/, thats another tip

and /r/MDE used to be fucking great and there are still occasional gems

but now it's pretty much just /pol/

i left pol after NIGGERED.COM spam started becoming more frequent

and mde was my alternative solution

and thats only because i remember my friend from 9th grade showing me mde in the first place

thats why mde is essentially /pol/ now

cuz like everyone else had the same idea

things are bad but they arent THAT bad. both sides cherry pick the worst shit and scream about it in their echo chambers and thatsnot ahealthy way to live life

i was about to say "oh yeah, and actually watch MDE, like more than a few videos" but after 10 years its all gone

still, find it, there are mirrors

i actually did watch a lot of mde

like through these past 4 years

my favorite one was the brony dating sim prank

a classic.

Ideas Man is the magnum opus

and if you count all of World Peace as one

that's a very close 2nd

which is surprising; well over 1000 videos, too many to watch back to back if you just let them play for a month, and somehow they pull that show off flawlessly

and then nosedive upon cancellation

maybe theyll come back some day, but tbh i dont think sam wants to

it was much more fun when he kept his politics a secret

and even still once he gave up on that his stand-up has some pretty great moments

but this is what i mean by too much time on places like /pol/

it seeps into his work and the originality is gone, its just rehashed shit any anon couldve written

World Peace was political but subtle enough to still be damn near perfect

but before his insta was deleted it was low-effort shit designed for 14 year olds that laugh because its le epic school shooter man and he says fags are gay lol just like that chan4 site says!!

RIP sammy gunz