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monday morning who's grinding @everyone

@CSPAN lazy nigger still sleeping

He's probably been up wanking off longer than you

he's probably been up having sex with his two female live-ins all damn night

Is this true @CSPAN

mfw 2 job interviews today <:kms:435515948259082242>

good job dedenga

I don't wanna work

what jobs

Retard tier kitchen porter jobs

i've always wanted to work in a restaurant

tbh

a waiter

in particular

I want to take up a trade so bad

which? any? @Deleted User

oil field is picking back up in usa, you can easily obtain apprenticeship if you really wanted

Probably carpenter, electrician, or pipe worker

Become an electrician, carpenter, or plumber

Actually useful ones

lool

jinx

Hivemind

yeah, apprentice electricians make good money in oil field

if you're single with no family obligations

they'll snatch you up ez

I don't think you'd be a good waiter, Alec

i work with customers every day at my job and i'm very good at it

🤣

Unironically probably call you a "fucking arsehole" under their breath as soon as they leave

nah

i'm loose while being punctual

and competent

without getting too personal

🏅

it's about engaging as much or less as the other guy wants to

nobody wants a kiss ass nor an unenthusiastic peasant

I'm always unenthusiatic

I’m up