I know who did it

They’re getting a surprise in their mailbox tomorrow

Money?

Y-yeah

Oh no

Gimme money

it was the gingerbreafd man

dilly that hillbilly from sicilly cut off his silly willy

i had a dream that i was part of an elite $1m+ suburban neighborhood at the cost of having to run errands for the HOA members day and night

i worked diligently to bring them supplies for their extravagant wine and cheese parties to earn the privilege of being in their presence

Wait that’s my life

Hm

Idk

How tedious is the work

Is the house to yourself?

Do you get days off?

no days off

you are the first line of defense against guests running out of ice

so that you may be blessed by their divine light

maybe i was in purgatory but they allowed me to serve heaven idk

What the fuck kind of dreams are you having son

the houses were real nice is all i know

tuscan i think

but very white

I want one of those big ass Roman tubs

You know where the room is basically a bath

It has tile and shit

That water can run on and drain

i think ur talking about a bath house

in which case im not down with that

lots of gay shit goes on in there

The Romans where pretty degenerate tbh

miss me w dat gay shit

I’m not talking about that lol

I just want the bath design of inground tun

Tub

And instead of having a bunch of gay men

You can have all your wives

the forklift door is pretty bad taste imo