'Don't bother being health'

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healthy

fucking

Lmao

autocorrect men

My bloated to the max bod can choke your malnourished skinny build

???

I don't starve myself

???

I eat so fucking much

and I don't make myself dry out

like a retard

Do you know what bloatmax means?

Peak performance

I look like a demi-god

I look like ham

That's real beauty right there

Look

Just eat once a day, eat a lot

6pm on a Saturday and it's fucking dead here

And lift heavy for the rest of the fay

You'll be just like a gorrilla

dick nigga

bro

muscles

are useless

if you dont know any fighting techniques

I learn from the best to do my kicks, Joe Rogan

Niggas who are ripped but have a glass jaw

wh*toids btfo

Altoids btfo

https://youtu.be/8VfPz-2V8PU?t=29

My mum used to stop me watching shows because she didn't like them

The bitch stopped me watching my parents are aliens and the chuckle brothers

Chucklevision was top tier