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Just because you're a neat

doesn't mean I am

I need to lift heavy shit

my body works like a damn machine

Protein powders can fuck up your kidneys long term

^

I can easily get new kidneys

not a problem

swap them out

XD

nah

I rarely take protein powder

I usually eat good food

good

I only take protein powder if I I didn't get to eat much protein that day, I usually just eat cottage cheese

do they put aborted baby kidney cells in protein powder?

and foreskins

nah they usually put hard drugs

cocaine

i try not to eat anything that has "natural flavors" in the ingredients

there's usually traces of cocaine in creatine powder

well that would be nice

if it's cheap shit

I don't use creatine since I've got plenty of energy

Energy doesn't help when my muscles are killed

you jelque bro?

you peepee strech ?

bro if you pull on your dick it will become a needle

it'll give you a 5 year length boost but then you'll have ED

pick your poison

lol

why tf would I need a lenght boost

when my dick is 7inches

its good size

and thicc af

its literally a 7 inch chode bro

very cool

I don't know why people call shit gay

like

if you're confident that you're not gay, it can't be gay since you know you're damn straight