Message from @Lao Gan Ma

Discord ID: 461900428993363970


2018-06-28 14:15:13 UTC  

they dont just accidentally put that kinda stuff up

2018-06-28 14:17:27 UTC  

i dont watch much JBP but when i do its at the very least entertaining as fuck because he is big brained af

2018-06-28 14:17:57 UTC  

i'm gonna see if my family will front me some money for good tix

2018-06-28 14:18:06 UTC  

why am i getting 93 kb/s

2018-06-28 14:18:07 UTC  

why am i getting 93 kb/s

2018-06-28 14:18:16 UTC  

did that just send twice

2018-06-28 14:18:20 UTC  

yes

2018-06-28 14:18:31 UTC  

fuck spectrum jesus

2018-06-28 14:18:38 UTC  

well, there will be a financial crisis because of student loans

2018-06-28 14:18:44 UTC  

my spectrum is g00d

2018-06-28 14:18:46 UTC  

it's comin

2018-06-28 14:20:36 UTC  

im not sure, the type that get student loans are careerist, i cant think of a better word than normie right now even though i look like a fag for using it. they pay their loans as they slave away at their office planketon $13/hr job dutifully. dreaming of the day where they will be free while getting high and playing their switch.

2018-06-28 14:21:08 UTC  

instead of realizing its just numbers in a computer fuck paying it like all the people with credit cards do

2018-06-28 14:23:01 UTC  

I'll never pay back my student loans

2018-06-28 14:23:16 UTC  

or at least I'll never pay back anything but the principal

2018-06-28 14:23:24 UTC  

fuck the usurers

2018-06-28 14:24:28 UTC  

i did a little lifehack by not going to college and just saying i did on my resume

2018-06-28 14:25:22 UTC  

isnt that a thing that they check and also illegal

2018-06-28 14:25:49 UTC  

im sure it is but its worked so far

2018-06-28 14:27:22 UTC  

lmao come to think of it they probably never check if you did go

2018-06-28 14:27:23 UTC  

i know for a fact that a couple places have caught me based on how well the interview went, given a start date, and then a email promptly letting me know they will be going with someone else a couple days latter. but that has rarely happened.

2018-06-28 14:27:38 UTC  

yeah a lot more places dont check than you would think

2018-06-28 14:28:16 UTC  

ive been caught by a dog insurance company and the bill gates foundation but thats it

2018-06-28 14:28:31 UTC  

every other major company ive applied to no problem

2018-06-28 14:29:11 UTC  

but dont try it for a government job of course i have no doubt they would catch you out and press charges

2018-06-28 14:47:06 UTC  

half life 2 is redpilled

2018-06-28 14:47:46 UTC  

the combine have some kinda birth control field

2018-06-28 14:47:53 UTC  

its a shame they dropped the ball making 3

2018-06-28 14:49:03 UTC  

when you destroy the tower in city17 the birth control stops working and kleiner urges everyone to secure a future for their species

2018-06-28 14:50:49 UTC  

G-Man=JBP?

2018-06-28 14:54:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/461907123639681045/unknown.png

2018-06-28 14:54:28 UTC  

reviewbrah really has that look down

2018-06-28 14:54:50 UTC  

i'd break into a casino with reviewbrah

2018-06-28 14:55:48 UTC  

what actor would be best to play reviewbrah? christian bale? the goose?

2018-06-28 14:55:57 UTC  

michael cera

2018-06-28 14:55:59 UTC  

seriously DO. NOT. buy a mouse with an optical sensor ugh

2018-06-28 14:56:10 UTC  

what

2018-06-28 14:56:24 UTC  

im just pissed because my mouse is dogshit

2018-06-28 14:56:52 UTC  

do they still make ball mice? is there a community for them like mechanical keyboards?

2018-06-28 14:57:05 UTC  

you didn't buy this mouse

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/461907899392720896/26-153-168-11.png