Message from @Deus Vult

Discord ID: 468245969163649034


2018-07-16 02:16:54 UTC  

Im getting new tools and gardening equipment

2018-07-16 02:17:02 UTC  

Nah dude fuck that

2018-07-16 02:17:04 UTC  

And gonna thrift for some clothes

2018-07-16 02:17:09 UTC  

Buy weed and redbox rentals

2018-07-16 02:17:25 UTC  

And forget to turn them in on time

2018-07-16 02:17:25 UTC  

Gonna take maybe $50 and go down to goodwill lookin for steals

2018-07-16 02:17:57 UTC  

Pants to work in, flannels, that sorta shit

2018-07-16 02:18:14 UTC  

Idk how much things are at goodwill tho

2018-07-16 02:18:46 UTC  

But for what Im using them for I really don't care if they're new.

2018-07-16 02:19:20 UTC  

goodwill doesn't take money only bottle caps

2018-07-16 02:19:30 UTC  

Oh shoot!!

2018-07-16 02:19:32 UTC  

you should buy a BOAT

2018-07-16 02:19:43 UTC  

Yeah actually I'd like a canoe

2018-07-16 02:20:04 UTC  

A nice lightweight canoe to traverse the gator infested creeks and bayous

2018-07-16 02:23:12 UTC  

you live in wyoming wtf

2018-07-16 02:23:53 UTC  

Yeah and? :^)

2018-07-16 02:31:03 UTC  
2018-07-16 02:33:05 UTC  
2018-07-16 02:37:39 UTC  

WHO PLAYS LEAGUER LEGENDS

2018-07-16 02:37:40 UTC  

HERE

2018-07-16 02:42:18 UTC  

I play but I’m shit

2018-07-16 02:53:30 UTC  

I'm shit and I don't play

2018-07-16 03:01:51 UTC  

No way DUDE

2018-07-16 03:02:03 UTC  

Niggerkiller the manga is getting animated

2018-07-16 03:09:03 UTC  
2018-07-16 03:09:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/468252748723257347/1531679614304.png

2018-07-16 03:10:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/468253150739038212/cd8.jpg

2018-07-16 03:11:24 UTC  

Go to google translate now

2018-07-16 03:11:32 UTC  

Haiwain to english

2018-07-16 03:11:40 UTC  

Type dog 16 times

2018-07-16 03:17:36 UTC  

how the hell was this discovered?

2018-07-16 03:18:01 UTC  

i feel like it must have been some contractor fucking around and hiding an easter egg

2018-07-16 03:29:40 UTC  

DECEARING EGG

2018-07-16 03:46:21 UTC  

On the down side, something in it makes me quite gassy. Probably the extra fiber that my system isn't used to, if I had to guess. On the bright side, there aren't any other humans in my house so I can just merrily fart away, which seems to entertain my dogs.

2018-07-16 04:20:24 UTC  

Any Anglicans in the house??

2018-07-16 04:22:13 UTC  

BEGOME

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/468271112547991552/based_orthos.jpg

2018-07-16 04:24:47 UTC  

I need to find out what i am or by jove, I'll be dead by next sabbath

2018-07-16 04:34:59 UTC  

Join the One Holy Apostolic Orthodox Church