his mom was a feminist

guaranteed

he fell for the "we can still be friends" trick

nah he just hopes he can win her back

She's insane

I've seen photos, one of those girls who shaved her head and is an asshole to people but uses the excuse " I have a mental disability "

Pay for her college? Is he her dad?

Better be community college

He's a small little Asian guy

classic

He think she come back. Haha

He is a nice person, I feel bad for the man.

Sad

He's hooked

Spank him.

Hard.

nah just let it happen you cant stop it

It is a good excuse to hit a man though

never hit a man

only wamen

I'm pretty sure I was the only friend who actually said something, which tells you something

Most of his friends don't have the marbles to say don't do something stupid.

Also why'd AHP get da pit role?

because he's gay as hell

something about his aborted baby

"If u wake me and ur not holding a coffee, ill be your worst enemy XD :)" -Aristotle

no talky before coffee -A. Einstein

I never drank coffee as a kid cause I was told it stuns your growth

And I wanted to be 6 foot

king of manlets

http://robertbaldwin.ca/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/star-wars-wedding01.jpg

https://www.theloop.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/star_wars_wedding.jpg

I'm reading about differential K theory rn

racist theory you mean

yee

https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/comments/42pbst/rick_and_mortythemed_engagement_party_ideas/

This is the type of thing a rick and morty fan would do.

https://i.imgur.com/2WXoLL8.png

string theory. More like no way.