Tough question

Look, if it matters so much, send him for plastic surg in Korea. It's cheap as hell.

Wrap it into a fun vacay.

Just another item on the itinerary

But the women are in comas

Imagine coming out of a coma after giving birth to a child while in the coma

Give it up for adoption

In that case bravo to that guy, getting laid and not even trying

If it was true

Yes. Getting laid is important.

make sure you guys have breakfast

@Pluv ieux NO

):

one time in highschool as a freshman i didnt eat breakfast before school

and i got a migraine and became dyslexic

and i remember i had a unit test for math that day too

and i literally could not read my test

Thanks for sharing

Ok retard

yeah

so eat guys

i dont want that happening to you

Eat your test idiot

oh wow

i don't think its vegan

Me right now

Me right now

somebody left a weird stack of books next to you

thats not cool

Taking photos of cspan while he's reading... not cool

its the gmod guy

There was this really stressful moment last semester when I was writing a paper for a history class. The prompt was something about World War II, and I couldn’t even really make sense of anything because I hadn’t done the readings.

The night before, when I was just beginning to lose hope, Jordan B. Peterson’s spirit descended into my hand, gripped the pen for me when I was too weak and wrote, in exhaustive detail, all of the horrors of the 20th century that were brought about by murderous, resentful Marxists and their fundamentally corrupt ideology.

I’ll never forget just how inspired that moment made me. When the paper was complete and submitted, Jordan B. Peterson’s invisible hand tucked me gently into bed. I woke up the next day not just rested, but renewed. One could even say I was reborn.

sorry buddy

good vibes only

(:

"well the bloody thing about the lobsters is that they have a damn social hierarchy."

Enough with the lobsters guys

"Thats order. The opposite of chaos"

"Lobsters are order"