Message from @Mid

Discord ID: 470612335526936587


2018-07-22 15:15:50 UTC  

its the gmod guy

2018-07-22 15:17:49 UTC  

There was this really stressful moment last semester when I was writing a paper for a history class. The prompt was something about World War II, and I couldn’t even really make sense of anything because I hadn’t done the readings.

The night before, when I was just beginning to lose hope, Jordan B. Peterson’s spirit descended into my hand, gripped the pen for me when I was too weak and wrote, in exhaustive detail, all of the horrors of the 20th century that were brought about by murderous, resentful Marxists and their fundamentally corrupt ideology.

I’ll never forget just how inspired that moment made me. When the paper was complete and submitted, Jordan B. Peterson’s invisible hand tucked me gently into bed. I woke up the next day not just rested, but renewed. One could even say I was reborn.

2018-07-22 15:19:09 UTC  

sorry buddy

2018-07-22 15:19:12 UTC  

good vibes only

2018-07-22 15:19:36 UTC  

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2018-07-22 15:19:51 UTC  

(:

2018-07-22 15:21:18 UTC  

"well the bloody thing about the lobsters is that they have a damn social hierarchy."

2018-07-22 15:21:32 UTC  

Enough with the lobsters guys

2018-07-22 15:21:34 UTC  

"Thats order. The opposite of chaos"

2018-07-22 15:21:41 UTC  

"Lobsters are order"

2018-07-22 15:21:42 UTC  

Final warning

2018-07-22 15:22:05 UTC  

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2018-07-22 15:22:30 UTC  

is this rule 34

2018-07-22 15:22:31 UTC  

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2018-07-22 15:23:22 UTC  

What do the lobsters signify?

2018-07-22 15:23:40 UTC  

@Deleted User we *are* lobsters

2018-07-22 15:24:57 UTC  

Everything I know is a lie

2018-07-22 15:25:05 UTC  

lobsters represent order

2018-07-22 15:25:11 UTC  

vaginas represent chaos

2018-07-22 15:25:24 UTC  

chaos is feminine

2018-07-22 15:25:34 UTC  

I am the lobster

2018-07-22 15:25:36 UTC  

That's good? Yes?

2018-07-22 15:25:42 UTC  

are hazel eyes white????

2018-07-22 15:25:59 UTC  

They're hazel

2018-07-22 15:26:49 UTC  

Y'all watched Lobster?

2018-07-22 15:27:46 UTC  

Brown eyes means they're full of shit

2018-07-22 15:29:38 UTC  

Yeah

2018-07-22 15:30:29 UTC  

What about green eyes?

2018-07-22 15:33:23 UTC  

Good

2018-07-22 15:33:33 UTC  

I got blue/green eyes

2018-07-22 15:35:53 UTC  

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2018-07-22 15:36:20 UTC  

I've found girls with light blue eyes are also bat shit

2018-07-22 15:36:28 UTC  

Depends

2018-07-22 15:36:33 UTC  

Blue eyes, and black hair

2018-07-22 15:36:36 UTC  

Very good combo

2018-07-22 15:37:04 UTC  

doesnt depend they all batshit

2018-07-22 15:37:16 UTC  

Hmmm

2018-07-22 15:37:27 UTC  

Solid point

2018-07-22 15:38:31 UTC  

Most women are batshit

2018-07-22 15:38:36 UTC  

I can agree