When you become le gun shooty rootin tooty man

ywn destroy sandbags while your brothers in arm chant "kill"

Can you pull the trigger of a howitzer on my balls

Just leave Europe. Simple.

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White flight is not allowed

^_^

literally dont care if we stay or leave anymore

Damn fools.

haha

ill survive either way

but yeah i need to get fit enough to pass entry tests into the military

Sounding like a black woman.

1.5 mile run in under 10 mins, 50 pressups in 2 mins, 50 situps in 2 mins

I will survive

hopefully all dem squats have helped my core for situps

8 weeks maximum

Apply now by the way. Average application time is like 10 months

I can't think of anything better than waking up at the crack of dawn, sipping a cup of joe, patrolling with my lads, and doing it until I die

All while dressed to the nines with the finest ceramic composites money can buy

But you're a girl. You should be having babies

I'll have 1000 babies.

In the form of deadly trajectories

Are u married btw did u have a wedding @Chips

Ring etc

yep

Cool

it was a little sad

tbh

Oh boy

kind of realized I didnt rly have friends

hehe

Here's what i need more depression

Aw yeahhh

gram said it was the best wedding. so there u go.

Well if you do your vows again for some random reason you can call us

anniversary party is happening some day. It'll be fun.

my old church doesn't like alcohol, but we wanted to do communion with real wine so the new pastor smuggled some in. Haha

No one was the wiser. 😎

Don't join the military. C'mon.

Die for the elite 0.01% maggot