unironically believe most of the people i know irl are NPCs

You're the npc, bucko

confirming the ifuckinglovescience tier idea that we are in a simulation

Clean your save file bucko

@Dedenga @yorangepeel

You may think you're woke

but you will NEVER be this woke

The majority of people are bugs running around and getting in the way while I walk <:screamwoj:439954128173793290>

@RustyShackleford based

meta bugman theory

I think alot of the NPC shit is a front people put up...

the "omg sportsball!" is a cover

if you get these people alone and fucked up

they have thoughts

it's like they've been conditioned to only speak about a few subjects

it's creepy

are autists the people who don't know how to keep the cover

Kinda

what if..... what if weirdo aspies who like MDE are the only real people on earth?

sam confirmed the third awakening of christ

(the second was hitler)

mde is a cia project

sam is a sleeper agent

Someone needs to fleshout the "NPC bugman theory" more

write a book

there already is one

society of the spectacle

by guy debord

it's #woke

the horrifying part is it was published in the 60s

and was meant to describe society then

but it so glaringly matches today

no wonder the author killed himself

ayyy lmao I just got a 25 dollar skin out of a lootbox

and i just sat on my balls but you dont see me braggin about it

my dopamine is real spiked right now

i wish obama was back in office

I watched a chicken get slaughtered yesterday.

Needless to say, it was no big deal

nice

I've read blogs where ppl cry their first time. Llllllol