I turn 29 tomorrow

you dont wanna see that one

lol

Just waiting for menopause to take me hoooome

i can't even imagine the eternal screeching that will be unleashed when millenial thots hit menopause

we think its bad now but reality hasn't caught up to these women yet

I may have hit menopause but im STILL just as beautiful

nah that's a 2018 article

oh god

it'll be worse than that

they will pass laws that men have to pay alimony to women they've never even met

wait nvm thats literally welfare

i guess it's already happened

i wonder if the great thinkers of the mid-20th century would think things are better or worse than they realistically expected

did anyone expect post 2007 social media

because if they haven't it's worse

far worse

social media is just normie thoughts

smartphones are a plague

i expected emo myspace profiles to be a hit for until at least 2017

boy was i wrong

HAHAHAHAHHA

the book.

The Industrial Revolution And It's Consequences Have Been A Disaster For The Human Race

WOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

teach baby boys not to rape

I miss Myspace and xanga :(

it's 2020 and you 6 month old son ryan just got #metoo'ed

I miss things being custom.

Websites were actually a thing.

myspace encouraged a generation to learn html for vanity reasons

Ikr

nah

you're thinking of neopets

tfw a zoomer and only experienced web 1.0 for a few months

There's gotta be a new wave of internet coming.

1998 niggas

Maybe decentralized websites??

Whatever that means.

isn't that just what the itnernet used to be