I'll make you my bitch

suck dick

clean my toilet and be my pocket pussy faggot

I could kill you

my entire gang of 50000 africans could rape you in a single gangrape sesh

yeet [Gay Gang]

epic logo

bro

even ur avatar sucks

ironic avatar but it's awfully made

You havent seen the store page have you

I'm a pro at photoshop

me

wtf

even worse

you just stole it

My balls

i LOVE being jewish

You are all faggots

My balls, nigga. Start licking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99BXe9Cp2ys

niggers

Christ. No wonder people hate police officers. I just had one talk to me in the most condescending manner possible

Had a delivery arrive so he parked out front for five minutes. But slightly in the road because the police have put these traffic cones in the parking spots for some reason. She was saying "Oh just find one of us and we'll move the cones for you so he doesn't obstruct traffic, okay."

Fucking retards. She wasn't even a proper officer. A fucking police community support officer

Then she offered to give me a with an item I was picking up and said "Watch your back" even though I was already crouched down to life with my legs

just realised NASA is named what it is otherwise it'd be the USSA lmao

great name to have for an agency that was created during the cold war

one day im gonna get me one of them fancy purple mattresses

The ones made from asbestos?

Satin sheets

i only use egyptian 3000+ thread count sheets

we wuz kangz brand

Of course Egypt had blacks kangz. Who do you think picked the cotton?

Gggg

summer is so overratedd