this is more realistic

gray everything

Ya same

"cozy"

yeh exactly @CSPAN

suicide weather

When the temp isn't freezing for one day and the snow melts but then it's single digits the rest of the month and everywhere is an icy hell

lmao on the money

new york is cold as shit too i forgot

Lmao

Coal miner snow

if you don't live in a place where these fuckers melt down until mid-april

lmao

Yes lmao half the parking lot

pretty sure some of those are still around rn

last year some kid died cuz he dug into one of these things and then a plow got him

Omg

i wonder if i'll survive another winter

maybe i'll take a nap in one of those snow piles and let fate decide

Holy fuck cspan

that sure is a nice value-holding automobile you have there

it would be a real shame if rust damage gutted it from the bottom up over time

Lol

oh man

i get so pissed when one of those fuckin things gets in front of me on the road and switches the fucking salt-sprayer on

like thanks asshole i really needed fresh salt getting sprayed at my fucking car

of course in my city we hire the rejects for city jobs

so they don't care about anything

It rarely snows here

Lucky if we get an inch or 2

Cat litter

They use stones here but it fucks ur windshield

Man I'm finna take the Amish pill

Ya

I love when councils hire the dumbest retards for jobs