life is a combo meal

and i ain't get a dessert.

she got some tasty leg barnacles

I want to be a ghetto 600 pound welfare queen with a little beta food slave that fetches me food

life is a combo meal, and they gave me the wrong fucking order.

I wanted to vomit writing that

life is a combo meal, and i just missed breakfast.

McDonald's is the new religion

There is more McDonald's than churches now

I went to a place in Tennessee that had 5 McDonald's on one road

Weird shit man

pray the hail ronald on a rosary with big mac beads

Coffee: ✓
Talkie: ?

Perhaps

https://youtu.be/P6kVY2gxSBY00/

I've heard Sam was offered a world peace season 2 if he would give his script rights away

@Dong was this down for a time?

They just wanted to buy his scripts and recycle them within different shows

nty

ya

i dont know about the s2 offer but he's said before they wanted to buy the s2 script for 10k

on his way out

Oh shit

That's good though

That he didn't sell out

probably a lie

^^

it wouldn't have been 10k

and it wouldnt have gone down like that

sam is a huge narcissist

basically treat everything he says like a performance

the end

I had a dream Sam and a coupla goons were tryin to kill me XD

it was like the shining

Good

Did sam's beard have cigar spit all over it as he was trying to kill you?

that's my fetish

shaddup

You wanna have a go m8?

I'm 6'6 250 pounds

im 6'7 255 lbs