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I FUCKING LOVE NORM MCCDONALD
pIt time
lol tennis black owned epic style
we will never be slaves
when are we gonna get a reichstag fire
A man walks into a pawn shop and asks to buy a bronze statuette shaped like a rat for $50. "You'll want to buy this instruction manual for $200," says the shopkeeper. But the man just buys the statue and leaves. As he's driving home, dozens of rats approach his car at a stoplight. As he keeps driving, hundreds more crawl out of the shadows and alleys and begins chasing him. Panicked, the man heads for a pier, his foot smashing the gas pedal. Right before he goes over the edge, he slams on the brakes. All the rats jump into the lake and drown. The next day, the man returns to the pawn shop. Unsurprised, the shopkeeper has a smug look on his face. "I guess you'll be wanting those instructions, huh?" he says, grinning. "Fuck that," the man says. "You got any bronze niggers?"
jesus christ man this guy never catches a break
fucking hell
he gets women constantly obsessing over him because he was on death row
Hey sam beats underage females
That's just not cool
apparently women have a psychological feature where they want to fix men with their love
I can't associate with a server dedicated to a woman beater
I'm conflicted right now
@Deleted User well if it means anything to you, sam as a person is a joke
we laugh mostly at his expense
I can't wrap my head around that
his meme is worth more than he is as a person irl
not sure if you're being sarcastic
Are all of the fags gone yet?
Samuel told all the words of the Lord to the people who were asking him for a king. 11 He said, “This is what the king who will reign over you will claim as his rights: He will take your sons and make them serve with his chariots and horses, and they will run in front of his chariots. 12 Some he will assign to be commanders of thousands and commanders of fifties, and others to plow his ground and reap his harvest, and still others to make weapons of war and equipment for his chariots. 13 He will take your daughters to be perfumers and cooks and bakers. 14 He will take the best of your fields and vineyards and olive groves and give them to his attendants. 15 He will take a tenth of your grain and of your vintage and give it to his officials and attendants. 16 Your male and female servants and the best of your cattle[c] and donkeys he will take for his own use. 17 He will take a tenth of your flocks, and you yourselves will become his slaves. 18 When that day comes, you will cry out for relief from the king you have chosen, but the Lord will not answer you in that day.”
19 But the people refused to listen to Samuel. “No!” they said. “We want a king over us. 20 Then we will be like all the other nations, with a king to lead us and to go out before us and fight our battles.”
21 When Samuel heard all that the people said, he repeated it before the Lord. 22 The Lord answered, “Listen to them and give them a king.”
Then Samuel said to the Israelites, “Everyone go back to your own town.”
So there you have it anons. God didn't want to change from priest judges to a king but the Jews wouldn't stop kvetching
>If I watch someone's comedy they have to be a good person
pretty on point
pretty much every problem the jews face in the bible is caused by them throwing shitfits
or at least you need to take into consideration what kind of person they are when they come at you with some bluepilled shit
Norm MacDonald is my favorite comedian
whats with the mentions
What's the Wakanda for white people
Probably the whites only town in south africa
Which brings us to one more reason, alongside disease, sterility and effeminacy, that traditional social norms the world over are necessarily and correctly opposed to open homosexuality: the more homosexuals there are in a society, and the more open they are about their homosexuality, the less warm male heterosexuals can be towards each other, and the weaker the social bonds between male heterosexuals will be, and the weaker the social fabric of the society itself will be, as society is necessarily founded upon the Mannerbund between a society’s male heterosexuals who honor, uphold and propagate the society’s values.
Open homosexuals represent a signalling hazard for male heterosexuals. A male heterosexual who needs to signal appreciation, affection or love of a male heterosexual friend also needs to be sure that his signal will not be interpreted as a sexual advance – either by the intended recipient of the signal or by others. Homosexuals may be interested in signalling homosexuality, but male heterosexuals certainly are not.
The more open homosexuals there are in a society, the less certain a male heterosexual can be that a gesture of masculine camaraderie won’t be interpreted as a sexual advance.
You might laugh at this line of reasoning, but in Azerbaijan they bring each other flowers and kiss each others’ cheeks without a second thought, and I can guarantee how that would be interpreted in the West.
It is not interpreted that way in Azerbaijan, because there are officially no homosexuals. Male heterosexuals are free to do and say what they like without the risk of mis-signalling.
metaphorically i mean
I've wondered why male camraderie was all fucked up in america
@Dong why can girls still touch each other and shit
I mean straight women are very touchy
and it isn't sexual
they're more like children iunno
it's probably because women don't have the same kind of sexual energy