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@DesertedCake ew

@Deleted User what is the deal with you and ASMR

it makes me feel comfy

gives me love dopamines

dont bulli

on a serious note i sometimes watch it, no more than 1-2 hours a week or so

it calms me down

if im getting anxious

allows me to reset my thoughts

It's a thing.

Kind of like that foot fetish thing. Isn't it like wires crossed in the sexual sensory locations in the brain?

Btw NPCs can’t experience ASMR and have no inner speech

ASMR is literally porn

I’ve seen stuff that is definitely and stuff that is definitely not porn

Anyone who thinks its intended for something other than jerking off is naive

t. someone who cums at the touch of a woman

https://youtu.be/tQ_qOxFowsU what about this

"I watch porn because i think its cute to see two people who love eachother, not to beat off." T. Sega city

Btw I’m not on Sega City’s side

But I’m not sure a man quietly playing rush hour counts as porn

Rush hour

Is there a version with jackie chan and that morchpunky

Chris Tucker and Chris Rock won’t be bothered during the Helter Skelter

Is getting a back massage porn?

sega is based and redpilled

ASMR is for NPCs

Sega is alkaline

actually patton is

I'm just a wanderer

Youse a homo

You’re gay homeboy

Ur a rolling stone.

Ur a mossy stone.

Ur stoned.

this was on Conan

thats totally epic

this whole culture of self degrading white humor is so boring to me