satan wrote the torah

How come when I shave, the water stings more than the aftershave alcohol

The unholy trinity of hell is Lucifer, Satan, and Beezlebub

I think

I though it was just the pre name just like Abram/Abraham . Saul /Paul

No

lucifer, satan, bobs burgers

Lucifer was created by the Catholic Church

Satan existed as a servant of God that tries to tempt people

False trinity is the false prophet, the beast, and Satan. So whatever their names are ig.

Jews believe Satan is controlled by YHWH

Amy's satan is herself

Yaaaas

yas

satan is controlled by the YMCA

She keeps no mirrors in her house

I went to temple square last night and saw the alien Jesus statue

satanic monster drinks

Jews believe Satan is being used as YHWHs tool, but controlled makes it sound like its not in spite of Satan. I think they'd agree it's *in spite of*

remember that burger you ate last night? yep, that was satan's cum

Minions are LITERAL demons

@bimp bkt dont say shit about my white monster

Just look at them

I know

They are djinn

insh’allah

ive never even had that one

probs shit

I want him to wear big bug eye sunglasses

Hulk personally bent my garage door

what im lookin at in dis pic

Cursed

“S.S. College Fund”

The triune M