I’ve seen guys who’ve woken up at like 35 or 40

jesus

@CSPAN u have your shit together more than me at least

I feel like I’m drowning

lole

i'm being chased by rabid dogs at all times and i can smell their breath

I got a boat but damn it got a leak

Good boat tho

love u cspan

U guys know how to fix a leak?

It’s hard to get a job because my family only has one car and all my time is spent at college so now I have no money

make a car

put a 2 stroke engine on a bike ??? = profit

bike

CC students in my city get free bus rides now

Some dyke bitch is doing a presentation in my class right now

give her a hug and steal her lunch money

She'll love it

It's the commie way

Hawt

Currently introducing my kind of girlfriend's house bound father to mde

why would you do that

Do you guys ever feel like you have two personas

lmaooooooo

yeah

what like a bad and good side

i'm the nicest person you'll ever meet........... or you're worst fucking nightmare.......

pin that

self-pinning is a cardinal sin

No I mean like I’m literally pretending to be someone when I’m in public but I’m not sure if I can ever be the real me

oh you mean flowchart convo shit?

That sounds like something a 16 year old goth girl would write in her journal

There are ways I’ll act and talk in public that I’d never do in private

It’s freaking me out

Yeah that does happen

I used to do waitressing. It shows up there especially

yeah i have a totally different persona for when i'm dealing with people professionally

either on my end or theirs

Sometimes I get really freaked out cuz I have this irrational fear that the people around me literally don’t have brains in their heads

I'm a pretty chill dude

Don't cross me tho