Yep scott

Like i said she checked all my boxes

Dude

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imo you're being sold a bill of goods

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So you met a girl from another country, who’s a virgin, never had a sip of alcohol, is super hot, only talks to you and deleted the app after meeting you, and wants you to come live with her in her jungle hut with her and her family?

Also u know how this chick has been so pure. I know what it is in her mind. Its this mole on her face and its made her self conscious and built this great woman in her. It has made her literal perfection. Just this mole. And the great thing is that the mole makes her cute af. But she covers it up a lot in photos thus i thought of this theory

And yes scott

What the fuck

Well she doesnt know i wanna move there

Oh so she’s still banking on the visa then huh

She’s gonna be pissed bro

Havent talked about it

And she will be happy with me

And a mole is the reason she’s been pure this whole time

Why do I find that hard to believe

and farded

In da maggoroni salad

The funny thing is i found the vlogs she watches and its just this australian dude with a filipino. The vlogger is legit pushing filipino women to remain pure for a western husband. Like its like a purity program lmao

So just saying probably more pure filipinos to be found

Damn so she’s telling you everything you want to hear then huh

Makes sense

sad

I didnt even ask on the virginity she was proud to say her virginity was her gift from god for her husband

Lance

Buddy

Dude

And she is trustworthy. If i cant tell a woman is trustworthy thru this much time im bad at reading people

I find it hard to put into words what I’m feeling right now

Im happy, u should be happy

It's like a train crash that hasn't happened yet but you know it will

I didnt smile for 5 months now everyday is enlightened by her beautful face and voice

You guys ever watch those mail order bride documentaries

Truly wondorous

The kind of men they are?

This guy reminds me a lot of those guys

Dude see thats what makes it even better

Imagine chad