Ok good

Clean. Cook. Make my husband happy. Take care of him.

Make sure he doesn't have to work after he gets off work.

Ok bitch

Make me a sandwich

Well fed

Ok

What kind

Sounds Italian to me

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Good one

@Shut Up Eve 1940-1950 housewives don't have the amount of tattoos and piercings you have

ooo

liberal

Here bro use mine

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That will give me frostbite

As a person who was raised and told I will never get a husband and therefore am useless

Wriss too flooded🌊

Wrists gonna be drippinn

Diamonds wet Aquafina like they come from Fiji

I decided to try and give myself something that someone might find attractive.

Which is well done art.

You gonn start the Japan tsunami

No other reason to look at me

That makes you strive for someone

I gotta be careful not to drop or the world will flood

LOL

That watch looks hefty

How much does it weigh?

300karats

@MrRawbawto Maybe he's no Romeo, But he's my lovin' one man show <:pepeLove:495099856940171285>

@Tommy Hagen my purely subservient personality and nature along with my southern bell Grandmothers guidance I actually do have that mentality

what's a Southern Bell

No

I think it some sort of instrument

Like mayonnaise

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