John Thomas

Bruh you know how smol a girl peepee is?! I ain't getting a pic of it

Ah yes! Todger

Draft excluder

John Thomas is a new one for my ears aha

I was told a vag was a fairy

Full name Fairy Mary

Wild.

What’s going on guys?

What are we doing ?

Withering away

I'm chatting shit? Duh

New for your ears? And you call yourself English

Im sorry I do not know all the colloquialisms that you know

I have disgraced Queen and country

@aceforce High court enforcement! You need to open the door, sir!

I've got a high court writ here for 371,054 pounds and 73 pence.

i heard a british person call a condom a johnny a couple days ago

i was like dude what

i had to do math equations in my head to figure out what the fuck he was talking about

Mhm

my brothers always called them jimmies

I'm not giving you my shillings

Jimmies are pyjamas

no, you mean jammies

(for me)

Sir, if you don't make payment we'll be forced to take control of goods.

Jimmy jams

YOU ACROSS THE POND SUMBEECH

i only wear johnny jimmy brand jimmy jams

Yikes, do I rly look that mannish

Yikes

nah

u good

My boys

Haha

I’m one of the boys right?

you're *my* boy

Whoop whoop

nothing but love for you in my heart my man

It's ok to be gay, lads.