feel like pure shit just want her back x

when you approach the end of your life you look out of the window and see this staring in, you must defeat him to enter the kingdom of heaven. You do not know how, but you know you have 5 minutes to prepare before he comes in and attacks you, sicko bosnian style, and drag you down to h-e-double hockey sticks. The only weapons you can use include the things you can find in your room directly. How do you kill him and attain eternal peace?

I have 2 knives and a bottle of glue

the rest is obvious

choke him with the anal beads and use a torn soda can to slit his throat

when you approach the end of your life you look out of the window and see this staring in, you must defeat him to enter the kingdom of heaven. You do not know how, but you know you have 5 minutes to prepare before he comes in and attacks you, bosnian style, and drag you down to hell. The only weapons you can use include the things you can find in your room directly. How do you kill him and attain eternal peace?

Going on my lunch break

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/493044417129873408.gif?v=1

It’s like this guy doesn’t even know what made subnautica good

So he made this poll and everyone said “yes make a better game” so what does he do? Announced a subnautica sequel with an all female cast

JUST

so

Im not buying it

Gross

Wtf I hate subnautica

It’s awful too, the intro sequence is on the rails walkathon where the main character gives way to much exposition about herself way too fast to her twin sister. It’s like a 12 year old wrote it

https://youtu.be/qGHZ4HNaNYI

Just some really terrible writing

Wait the sequel came out?

Oh shit

terrible game

owned

@Deleted User no it didn’t come out

The intro was just put out as a video

Whats the deal with these game developers shooting themselves in the foot like this

Oh

Idk but ever since they fired the sound dev for posting his opinions on Twitter I knew that below zero was gonna be a shit show

Its such a common theme “Hey do you remember that game you all like?”

Crowd: “yeah”

“Well now we are going to make it shit now”